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"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

The day the stock market went UP.

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

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"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

Money exchange

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Wait a minute....!

Business News.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'