'I think it is our duty to fully-experience the excess profits.'
Profit Humor Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the profit humor seeker? Our collection brings a playful, witty twist to the world of making money. Whether they thrive on financial jokes or enjoy a clever quip about entrepreneurship, you'll find fun, thoughtful items that will make them smile. From amusing mugs to clever t-shirts and quirky prints, there's something for every finance enthusiast with a sense of humor.
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
Invasion Of The Summer Aliens
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
'Fetch.'
ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'
'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'
Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.
The Runaway Horse
Giraffe Umbrella
Transylvanian backpackers.
"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."
"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'
"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"
A caveman paints from life
"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."
National Everything Awareness Day
'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'
'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'
Dragon Hair-dryer.
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."
'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'
"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."
"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
Profit Humor Seeker Gifts Collection
Profit Humor Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of profit humor mugs and bring a smile to anyone who loves witty takes on finance and making money.
Profit Humor Seeker Pillows
Check out our profit humor pillows to add a playful and witty touch to any room or workspace with these amusing designs.
Profit Humor Seeker Prints
Discover our profit humor art prints and adorn your walls with clever, finance-inspired humor that keeps the fun in making money.
Profit Humor Seeker T-Shirts
Browse our profit humor t-shirts to find humorous and clever designs that celebrate the funny side of business and finance.