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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

A Transformer for grownups

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"I prefer your early pieces."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Making Money.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Retrospection.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."