Profile Prankster Gifts

'My social network friends would never find me. They'd look for a 20 years old, slim and sporty guy with curly hair.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Hair Crop Circle

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'