Profile Pic Perfectionist T-Shirts

This will be an awesome profile pic!

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

"So what's the next landmark we can build for people's dating app profile pictures?"

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile pic."

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Stop staring"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Social lens of the photojournalist

Using a social media app to date

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

'He was taller online!'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'