Profile Pic Perfectionist Mugs

This will be an awesome profile pic!

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

Boy, you were this close to getting in until I checked these photos of you on Facebook.

"So what's the next landmark we can build for people's dating app profile pictures?"

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile pic."

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Could you keep still?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

You looked different during our video chat.

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Stop staring"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Using a social media app to date

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Your online profile only lists positive things about you. Of course, a "profile" only shows one side of a person.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'He was taller online!'