Professorship Award T-Shirts

Thinking Gears

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

U of Debt

Yearbook

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Win - win

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Bearded Leftie.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'