
"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"
Decorate their space with art prints that salute professionalism and creative excellence. These visually engaging pieces serve as daily reminders of dedication, perfect for inspiring their work and showcasing their admiration for mastery.
"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
Others will fight for you
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.
"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."
"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"
"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."
The merger hits a snag.
"You can't say that to a customer!"
Let's shake on it.
Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent
'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'
1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.
"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"
"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."
Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.
'No. I insist. You first.'
'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'
'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'
'I've tried to set an example for you, but you just don't have the right attitude, Carson.'
"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"
"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."
"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."
"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."
Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?
Attorneys in deep
Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor
Ping Pong Handshake.
Nadal's bottles
"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."
Oxford tour guides
'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'
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