Healthcare Professional Admirer Prints

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Healthy Patients Only

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Get well soon!

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

New Marvel Heroes

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You call all this a side effect?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'