Politeness Aficionado Prints

It's all in how you ask ("Want some coffee?")

Canadian Standoff

As terrific as she was at painting....

'An old-looking guy held the door for me today, and called me 'sir'.'

A man doffs his head in passing.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Don't get up!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"More?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

The merger hits a snag.

Let's shake on it.

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Snail crossing

"Gesundheit!"

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'May I recommend the red wine?'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"You can rejoin your party if you think you can refrain from slurping your soup! Got that?"

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"