Politeness Aficionado Prints

It's all in how you ask ("Want some coffee?")

Canadian Standoff

As terrific as she was at painting....

'An old-looking guy held the door for me today, and called me 'sir'.'

A man doffs his head in passing.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Don't get up!'

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

The merger hits a snag.

Let's shake on it.

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

Snail crossing

"Gesundheit!"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'May I recommend the red wine?'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

Man of refinement trying to teach a street salesman to say 'asparagus' rather than 'sparrow-grass'

Traddles and I in conference with the Misses Spenlow

'That's enough, thank you.'