Professional Worriers Pillows

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

I.T. Fear

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Nervous Oral Testing

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Concern Chart

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

No Action Comics

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"My take home pay must have gone to someone else's house."

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

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