Professional Upgraders T-Shirts

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

'I'm upgrading. What's the difference between these two?' '

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'