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'Curiosity'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Undercover Agent

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Street trader tricking police.

"No. I can still see you."

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

a drink at the pub

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Power theft on mobile phones

Spring Painter

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

Stationary Bike $349.95. Heck, I've got a stationary car I'll sell cheaper than that!

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

"That's a good camouflaged hunting dog."