Professional Sneak Mugs

'Curiosity'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'It's the simple things.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Furtive Milking

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Street trader tricking police.

Undercover Agent

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"No. I can still see you."

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

a drink at the pub

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

Power theft on mobile phones

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Spring Painter

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

Beware Sneaking Dog