Professional Reinvention T-Shirts

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

"I want to work from home!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

Work Life Balance

'That's my resume.'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

How Gary got his groove back.

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

Good luck with your video interview.

Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant