Professional Photographer Mugs

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Fishing Catch Photos.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Vlad the Impala

'Now that's an afro!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Elfie Stick

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Early photobombing

Superheroes take a selfie

Happy Easter

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"