Photography Mugs

The Crash-test Dummy Family on Holidays

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"That's an old photo."

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

"And this is one of me in the 3:30 at Doncaster"

Scenes from a Vacation

"Take another one - I blonked."

Smartphone Holiday.

"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

'We're not intrusive - we keep a respectable distance.'

Social media family vs regular family

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

'I see we went with the lowest bidder for an aerial photo contract.'

I thought you brought the camera!

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

This will be an awesome profile pic!

Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

In the Nostalgia District

"One more - Billy wasn't crying."

'This will photograph it, check our global position, scroll our database, name it, text details,play music and oops - the battery's gone dead.'

"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"

When vegans pose for photos.

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'