Photography Prints

The Crash-test Dummy Family on Holidays

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"That's an old photo."

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'

"And this is one of me in the 3:30 at Doncaster"

"Take another one - I blonked."

Smartphone Holiday.

"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

'We're not intrusive - we keep a respectable distance.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

Social media family vs regular family

"The greatest advance of the digital era has been the rebranding of narcissism as sharing."

'I see we went with the lowest bidder for an aerial photo contract.'

In the Nostalgia District

I thought you brought the camera!

"One more - Billy wasn't crying."

This will be an awesome profile pic!

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Twitter is born.

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'This selfie craze is getting out of hand.'

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"

'I wish my wife wouldn't phone to call me egotistical when I'm taking a selfie.'