Professional Partnership Pundit Pillows

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

Voice of the GOP

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"I hope it's not contagious."

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

"Dad, not now!"

"That's not Earth! I knew you were too proud to use the GPS!"

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

Gentlemen, I'm gathering information about the electorate. First question, how have you voted in the past? Sometimes I've filled in circles with a pen. Or used an electronic touch-screen. Once I punched holes in a card! When you live in Florida, right? I've written in a name. And voted by mail! I'm beginning to understand why polling data is increasingly unreliable.

"I'm thinking of buying a peerage with the money from my second job."

"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

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Mittzkrieg

Twitter vs Threads

"The PM plans to ennobble him."