Professional Order Advocate Gifts

'We're like one big family here... I want to put a stop to it!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Moulting"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Violent Crime Statistics

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Lady Justice.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

"The arc of the moral universe."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"