Professional Letter Writer Pillows

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Letter writing lady.

'It's for you.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"And put a couple of exclamation points in the email, so they know I'm serious."

Reading the love-letter

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Take a letter, any letter"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"I translate books from English into better English."