Letter Writing Pillows

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

"Of course I know how to text message, only I use a pen and paper and call it writing a letter."

'It's THEM!'

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

Air Mail Only.

Internet replacing postal service

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

'Honey, I'm reminded of you daily. Love, Jonah.'

'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'It's a chain letter - just ignore it.'

'Dear Sirs, I write to complain about the poor quality of the charity pen you sent me...'

"Tomb it may concern..."

"I think I would make the perfect boyfriend... I'm pretty low maintenance. In fact, I could watch TV in your mansion all day while you jet-set across the planet. But if you need me, I'll be there for you 24-7 to give you a huge or clean the oven. Signed,

"Why are you writing that letter so slowly?"

"Grandma always writes letters to me in cursive. That's her grandma font."

"This the last time I reply all."

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

Countess writes a love letter

"Oh, it's a letter to Thingy on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' saying it's not back in a few moments. . . it's Minutes!"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Writing a letter

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"What's this? A letter? Who still sends letters these days? And how do you delete these anyway?"

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

Letter to Squirrel.

'Oh yes, you've been corresponding with your penfriend Michael Parkinson, haven't you dear?'

"About time you lot forgot about this Valentine lark!"

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