Letter Writing Mugs

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

"Of course I know how to text message, only I use a pen and paper and call it writing a letter."

'It's THEM!'

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

Air Mail Only.

Internet replacing postal service

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'It's a chain letter - just ignore it.'

'Dear Sirs, I write to complain about the poor quality of the charity pen you sent me...'

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Letter to Squirrel.

"What's this? A letter? Who still sends letters these days? And how do you delete these anyway?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Oh yes, you've been corresponding with your penfriend Michael Parkinson, haven't you dear?'

"About time you lot forgot about this Valentine lark!"

"I'm sending a chain letter."

Ink Drop

Writing a letter

Countess writes a love letter

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Grandma always writes letters to me in cursive. That's her grandma font."

"Tomb it may concern..."

"Why are you writing that letter so slowly?"

"This the last time I reply all."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'...and they never write or visit!'

Message In Bottle In Bottle

Penfriend