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"I only subscribe to complain about the cartoons."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Bad times to sneeze

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'Such petulance!'

Cat boxer

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

'Didn't some smart guy say, 'Ignorance is bliss?''

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'Actually, we're looking for someone who's willing to start at the bottom and stay there.'

A-level results 19th Aug - 'D' for dunce