The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.
Professional Etiquette Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates professionalism with a touch of humor? Our collection of items highlighting professional etiquette makes thoughtful presents for colleagues, managers, or anyone who values proper conduct in the workplace. These cleverly designed products add personality to professional environments and remind us all of the importance of good manners—sometimes with a humorous twist.
"Can I help you?"
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'
"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."
'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
"I hit reply all too many times."
Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'
Let's shake on it.
'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'
That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?
"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."
"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."
"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."
'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'
"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."
"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."
Friday is Wet Khakis Day!
"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."
Conference Rooms - Cell phones being handed in.
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
"How about fashionably never?"
"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."
'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'
'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'
'While they always come back as unfounded, maybe you could prevent these allegations of sexual harassment by not telling people you like the cut of their jib.'
"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."
'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'
Canadian Zoom
"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...
"Donald, you’re in the C-suite now. No more smiley faces or exclamation points."
"Sorry, these are saved."
"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"
Professional Etiquette Gifts Collection
Professional Etiquette Mugs
Explore our range of professional etiquette mugs for a humorous and refined coffee break companion that celebrates good manners with a fun twist.
Professional Etiquette Pillows
Discover our professional etiquette pillows—adding personality and wit to your office or home with a touch of humorous decor.
Professional Etiquette Prints
Browse our collection of witty professional etiquette prints to brighten up any workspace or home office with clever, stylish art.
Professional Etiquette T-Shirts
Check out our professional etiquette t-shirts—perfect for those who like their workplace humor and fashion to go hand in hand.