Professional Environment Pillows

'If I know Wilkes, Mrs Gray, it's nothing but a cry for attention.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Work Slave

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

Loyalty Award

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

Cog-In-The-Wheel

Unsuccessful board meeting.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'