Professional Environment Mugs

'If I know Wilkes, Mrs Gray, it's nothing but a cry for attention.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Work Slave

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Loyalty Award

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

Unsuccessful board meeting.

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."