Professional Communication T-Shirts

"Don't be ashamed. Many, many people once used the word 'groovy'."

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Any questions?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Direct Marketing...

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Loyalty Award

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

The Devil's in the detail!

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"Have your people call my people."