Professional Communication Mugs

"Don't be ashamed. Many, many people once used the word 'groovy'."

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Any questions?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Direct Marketing...

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Loyalty Award

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

The Devil's in the detail!

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

"Have your people call my people."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'Don't have me beeped, I'll have you beeped.'

Your resume says you were a waiter...