Production Manager Gifts

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

'How soon until we can mass produce the stuff?'

Satis Factory Tour

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Hold on until I punch the time clock.

Might Work, Might Not.

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'

Production manager with lots of children.

'Her husband works at the factory - he's in Production Control'

'I found a great way to double production - cut your work force in half!'

'Okay, you dummies... our production has gone way down in the past couple of days.'

"This is sabotage, you stupid pig!

"There are some productivity issues with British robots."

Foot Long Hot Dogs Co.

"This is Ralph from production. He recently started self identifying as a Director so in the spirit of respecting everyone's individuality he will be joining the board meeting this morning."

A production line adds condiments to cars

Bob's job at the Canned Laughter Factory wasn't everything that he had imagined.

...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...

P45 on Factory Line

Shit happens.

'I can't repair the manual printing machine. The manual is illegible.'

Production person phires Peter Piper phor puny peck o' pickled peppers!

Bubble Gum Factory

"We must have had an order."

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'After reviewing your job performance...'

Kellogg cuts workforce...

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.