Production Geek Pillows

"Yes, but why do me want cookie?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Twitter censorship

Elephant ass selfie.

The First Printed Bible

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

Stage producer.

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'Stein, have you given any thought to using performance enhancing drugs?'

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Critic software

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'And it was at this point when he switched from mouse-based, desktop computers to trackpad laptops.'