Procrastination Protester T-Shirts

Signs for all occasions: Always Plan Ahead.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

In and Out Box

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What does procrastination mean?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'