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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

American style Greek cafe.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"