Procedural Puzzle Lover Mugs

"Give me a couple years, and I can answer your simple question about the new regulations."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Spot the fur ball.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret