Procedural Puzzle Lover Gifts

"Give me a couple years, and I can answer your simple question about the new regulations."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Eldrow

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Escher exhibition first floor

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Man and brain

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Spot the fur ball.