Math Puzzle Lover Mugs

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Entering Hillsville

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

Zorro does algebra.

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"It seems that our Count can't count."

Insult + injury = 'I hate story problems!'

'The U.S. debt tops seventeen trillion. Luckily people are not good at math and have no idea what a trillion is...'

"I'm afraid I'm just not up on this new math..."

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"Have you noticed that there's a preponderance of particularly dense cloud around this morning?"

"Sod U OK!?"

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

Word problems in math class.

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

Everyone thinks they can do it

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.