Problem Solving Skeptic Prints

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Alternative Medicine

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

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"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Business Confusion

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Umbrella Roof

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"I totally meant to do that."

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."