Pro At Pulling Sickies Gifts

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Gallery Pranks

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

GURLERS

Kick me

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

April Fool painting

'Lion!'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Justice for a heckler.

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

Avoid, Liabilities, Assets.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'