Private Sector Worker T-Shirts

'Come on, sir -- we private sector types have to stick together!'

'Come on, sir -- we private sector types have to stick together!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Marry me astronaut

Why Cows Leave Home

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Blue Origin

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"How many letters can you read?"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Essential work against Coronavirus

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Landlubbers ONLY!

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Clinical waste.

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Bureaucrat's Brain