Private Sector Worker Pillows

'Come on, sir -- we private sector types have to stick together!'

'Come on, sir -- we private sector types have to stick together!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Marry me astronaut

Why Cows Leave Home

Blue Origin

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"How many letters can you read?"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Landlubbers ONLY!

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Clinical waste.

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"With a bit o luck we may be over the worst of it!"