Private Schooling Advocates Mugs

Looking for a clever way to honor private schooling supporters? Our mugs feature witty designs that celebrate their advocacy, making every coffee break a moment of pride and humor.

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Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?' mockup

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

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Yummy Mummies

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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me." mockup

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

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"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side." mockup

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

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"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'" mockup

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

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"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..." mockup

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

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"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!" mockup

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

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'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.' mockup

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

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"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"My parents just raised my home school tuition." mockup

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

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'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.' mockup

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

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'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.' mockup

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

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'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...' mockup

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled." mockup

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

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"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year." mockup

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

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'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...' mockup

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

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'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.' mockup

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

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"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'" mockup

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

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''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?' mockup

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

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"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?" mockup

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

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"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."

"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers." mockup

"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."

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'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

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"I thought we were hosting a group of parents who wanted to complain about critical race theory and sex education. . ."

"I thought we were hosting a group of parents who wanted to complain about critical race theory and sex education. . ." mockup

"I thought we were hosting a group of parents who wanted to complain about critical race theory and sex education. . ."

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"I was completely home-schooled. My masters degree is from my grandfather, my Ph.D is from my aunt Sarah."

"I was completely home-schooled. My masters degree is from my grandfather, my Ph.D is from my aunt Sarah." mockup

"I was completely home-schooled. My masters degree is from my grandfather, my Ph.D is from my aunt Sarah."

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Inspector of schools

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'I see you have a rich and generous father. You're in.'

'I see you have a rich and generous father. You're in.' mockup

'I see you have a rich and generous father. You're in.'

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"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"

"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?" mockup

"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"

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Crowded Schools

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"Before we have our Maths lesson, a word from our sponsor"

"Before we have our Maths lesson, a word from our sponsor" mockup

"Before we have our Maths lesson, a word from our sponsor"

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Long queue for teacher recrutiment.'They're all bankers'

Long queue for teacher recrutiment.'They're all bankers' mockup

Long queue for teacher recrutiment.'They're all bankers'

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'Making all of our district schools more adept at teaching math and science sounds like a good idea. Run it by legal first.'

'Making all of our district schools more adept at teaching math and science sounds like a good idea. Run it by legal first.' mockup

'Making all of our district schools more adept at teaching math and science sounds like a good idea. Run it by legal first.'

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Private Schooling Advocates Mugs Collection

Private Schooling Advocates Pillows

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Private Schooling Advocates Prints

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Private Schooling Advocates T-Shirts

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