Private Care Advocating Pillows

'He's my father and I say we dump him pricate...!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Obama Healthcare.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Budget

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Doctors Discussion

Healthcare declaration

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Sick

Health Care Crisis table.

South Carolina's War on Women

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

survival of the fittest

Holding a gun to the WHO

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Uncle Sam and health care.

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

NHS recruitment.

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Bourgeois Feminism

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.