Privacy Guru T-Shirts

"And who's been trawling through my personal information?"

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'I think its being tapped.'

Information Security

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Obama's surveillance of America.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'But what about the 4th Amendment?'

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

"We need to be careful."

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

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