Privacy Fence Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't look now, but our nosy neighbors just got a trampoline."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Beware of Don"

Hello from the shed.

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Tortured Plank

Obama's surveillance of America.

A Failiure to Communicate

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Living next door to area 51

Nice Apology, Mark

"We need to be careful."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

Giving Up a Little Privacy

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

GDPR compliant

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

Private Jet

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

"You know hell has a special place for those who stalk their kids online."

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

"It's free, but they sell your information."

'It has to have tall fences.'

Internet security illustration.