Privacy Fence Enthusiast Gifts

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Beware of Don"

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Tortured Plank

Obama's surveillance of America.

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

GDPR compliant

"We need to be careful."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"You know hell has a special place for those who stalk their kids online."

Private Jet

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

"It's free, but they sell your information."

'It has to have tall fences.'

Internet security illustration.

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"