Prison Workout Enthusiast Prints

'Watch yourself kid. The inmates and food are great, but the pilates will kill ya.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

The Wonder Gym.

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Bible Weights

Chasing Dreams

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

Jehovah's Fitness

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

The great escape.

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'