Prison Visit Mugs

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'You should have never bragged about taking the little tag off the mattress.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"A little help, please."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Next!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Lady Justice.

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

'Are you free at the moment?'

Freedom Book.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Prisoner Trump

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Take us to your pickleball courts."