Prison Visit Prints

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'You should have never bragged about taking the little tag off the mattress.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Next!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Lady Justice.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Freedom Book.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"He ran out of pee."

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Prisoner Trump

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"