Prison Shows Prints

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

Prisoners.

'No air conditioning? - I don't see how you stand it in there!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'It's windy this morning.'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

Prison decorating

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

'I'll get back to you. I seem to have misplaced your folder.'

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

"Ever walk into a room and forget why you're there?"

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

'Hey, do mind swinging by my place to pick up my jail-jammies?'