Prison Drama Prints

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

Joan Hickson

Tic-tac-toe

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Paper or plastic?"

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Prison Wallpaper.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'When I said there was a thin person inside me screaming to get out, I didn't mean it LITERALLY!'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'Hello, Mum!'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'