Prison Officers Pillows

Transport Cafe

'Yeah? -- Well, I didn't vote for YOU, either!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Airport Security.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Minority Report

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Madoff and devil.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Are you free at the moment?'

Freedom Book.

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I got probation."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

Prisoner Crossing